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		<description><![CDATA[When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody!  Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: &#8220;I&#8217;ve always been right about everything.&#8221;  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; March 24, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three &#8220;Love Gov&#8217;s&#8221; in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn&#8217;t even the top story!  It was Obama&#8217;s big speech about race.  No, it was the Big Dance.  No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout.  Or Easter.  Tibet.  Iraq.  The news is harder to follow than J-Lo&#8217;s babies, but Uncle Jay [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times">Three &#8220;Love Gov&#8217;s&#8221; in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn&#8217;t even the top story!  It was Obama&#8217;s big speech about race.  No, it was the Big Dance.  No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout.  Or Easter.  Tibet.  Iraq.  The news is harder to follow than J-Lo&#8217;s babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper. </span></p>
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