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Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:52:45 +0000

How crazy a week was it? The earth shook! The sky swirled! The waves crashed! And Beyonce is pregnant! Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Uncle Jay Explains: May 23, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 23 May 2011 14:39:10 +0000

It’s Uncle Jay’s Mid-Year Commercial: the annual price drop on his DVDs! Perfect for graduation, Father’s Day, or for that son you just recently found out about. And here’s some of his 2010 Singing Year in Review as an example!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:11:07 +0000

Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera. And how about this weather! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 24, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:15:59 +0000

On Tuesday night, don’t mistake the State of the Union for a special “patriotic” episode of Glee. That’s President Obama singing his own praises, and Republicans providing the counter-drumbeat. Closely watch Uncle Jay explain, but don’t fall into a mall fountain!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 20, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:07:23 +0000

Once every year, Uncle Jay sings the news instead of explaining it. This doesn’t make the year’s big stories any easier to understand, but it fits the holiday mood. So feel free to sing along, even though Uncle Jay has changed all the words.

Uncle Jay Explains: July 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 03:52:23 +0000

BP’s spill is finally under control, but Mel Gibson’s spills are fouling the air everywhere … even upstaging Lindsay’s move to the Big House! Thank goodness George Steinbrenner didn’t have to see this. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 21, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:11:32 +0000

Ah, the sweet spills of summer. The only thing more worrisome than the government not doing anything is that they might do something. If only government had the efficiency and orderliness of corporations, like the rollout of the new iPhone! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 3, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:30:28 +0000

Big news stories are gushing forth and oozing to the surface, spreading out far and wide. As more news bubbles up, Uncle Jay tries to encircle all the facts and burn off any doubts, delivering high-octane explanations!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:05:35 +0000

Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that.”