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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 5, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers!  All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued.  Sorry for any inconvenience.  Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise.  Uncle Jay explains it all!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; March 24, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three &#8220;Love Gov&#8217;s&#8221; in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn&#8217;t even the top story!  It was Obama&#8217;s big speech about race.  No, it was the Big Dance.  No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout.  Or Easter.  Tibet.  Iraq.  The news is harder to follow than J-Lo&#8217;s babies, but Uncle Jay [...]]]></description>
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