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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol.  Let&#8217;s hope Chelsea&#8217;s marriage lasts longer than this year&#8217;s campaign promises.  Let&#8217;s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car.  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 4, 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which is crazier … the year just done or the year to come?   In 2010, maybe Iran will give up nukes, Congress will pass good laws and Tiger Woods will coach at Putt-Putt.  Uncle Jay explains it all!  (for Singing Year in Review see last week)]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 7, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:55:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Groups go gaga for Sarah!   Globe goes green in Copenhagen!  Grunts go gung-ho in &#8216;ghanistan!  Gitmo goons go to Gotham!  Tiger doesn&#8217;t go anywhere.  Uncle Jay explains it all!]]></description>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 5, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year!  If only it wasn&#8217;t starting with such a terrible, never-ending conflict.  But enough about Jen and Angelina … Uncle Jay explains everything else!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt;font-family: Times">Happy New Year!  If only it wasn&#8217;t starting with such a terrible, never-ending conflict.  But enough about Jen and Angelina … Uncle Jay explains everything else!</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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