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Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 16 May 2011 01:20:41 +0000

The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday. One consolation: no 2012 election! And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one? Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 09 May 2011 02:03:32 +0000

Osama-Rama! Osama is now like Elvis, enjoying a great popular surge thanks to the ultimate career move. Uncle Jay explains every version of exactly what happened!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 6, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:00 +0000

After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing? Thank goodness there’s still Congress! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 13, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000

Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever. Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate. Uncle Jay explains what he can!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. The news could use a bailout.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 23, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:00:32 +0000

How bubbly will those oil prices get, anyway? Pretty soon a bottle of oil will cost even more than a bottle of water! It’s affecting the news in many different ways, but Uncle Jay has explanations for everything. A few even make sense.