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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:52 +0000

Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out. Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000

It’s the White House Cash House! The more you lose, the more you get! This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding! Even the people in charge don’t know how it works! How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 28, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:32:02 +0000

A monstrous week! From Cloverfield to monster primary campaigns, not to mention the monstrous problem with the economy. The scariest thing isn’t that the economy’s sick … it’s that the government’s playing doctor! Uncle Jay explains the government’s “stimulus” plan to make our economy as secure as our borders.