Uncle Jay Explains The News » Harry Reid http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 2006-2007 unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) 1440 http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News » Harry Reid http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Helping Small Minds Understand Big News, Every Monday! Uncle Jay Uncle Jay unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no no Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011 http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/10/uncle-jay-explains-apr-11-2011/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/10/uncle-jay-explains-apr-11-2011/#comments Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1966 Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage.   America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date!   Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2011/04/10/uncle-jay-explains-apr-11-2011/feed/ 8 3:06 Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage.   America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government ... Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage.   America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date!   Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 6, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:00 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1745 After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there’s still Congress!  Uncle Jay explains.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/12/06/uncle-jay-explains-dec-6-2010/feed/ 8 3:08 After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there's still ... After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing?   Thank goodness there's still Congress!  Uncle Jay explains. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 8, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:10:01 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1633 The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/11/07/uncle-jay-explains-nov-8-2010/feed/ 38 3:17 The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay ... The people have spoken!   They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders!  Oh, and some jobs would be nice.   Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: August 16, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/#comments Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:44:39 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1401 Steven Slater’s job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston’s flight has been canceled again, and Congress’ ethics are not in the full upright position.  Uncle Jay explains!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/08/15/uncle-jay-explains-august-16-2010/feed/ 11 3:18 Steven Slater's job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston's flight has been canceled again, and Congress' ethics are ... Steven Slater's job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston's flight has been canceled again, and Congress' ethics are not in the full upright position.  Uncle Jay explains! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: March 29, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 02:21:27 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1187 Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops!   So what’s left to expain?  The good stuff, of course.  Haha, april Fool!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/03/28/uncle-jay-explains-march-29-2010/feed/ 27 3:03 Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing ... Passover and Easter have brought forth a miracle: Uncle Jay explaining the news without once mentioning Sandra Bullock, 24, the iPad, or trained dragons playing hoops!   So what's left to expain?  The good stuff, of course.  Haha, april Fool! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 18, 2010 http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/17/uncle-jay-explains-jan-18-2010/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/17/uncle-jay-explains-jan-18-2010/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:12:43 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=1096 Pat Robertson’s lookin’ like a fool with his brains on the ground.   Harry Reid’s not doing much better.   So for MLK Day, Uncle Jay explains how a “poor choice of words” can result in a “poor choice of jobs.”

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2010/01/17/uncle-jay-explains-jan-18-2010/feed/ 24 3:12 Pat Robertson's lookin' like a fool with his brains on the ground.   Harry Reid's not doing much better.   So for MLK Day, Uncle ... Pat Robertson's lookin' like a fool with his brains on the ground.   Harry Reid's not doing much better.   So for MLK Day, Uncle Jay explains how a "poor choice of words" can result in a "poor choice of jobs." Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 23, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/22/uncle-jay-explains-nov-23-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/22/uncle-jay-explains-nov-23-2009/#comments Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:42:49 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=992 Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill!   This week, millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella.  Uncle Jay explains it all!!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/22/uncle-jay-explains-nov-23-2009/feed/ 16 3:11 Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill!   This week, millions of Americans ... Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill!   This week, millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella.  Uncle Jay explains it all!! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/#comments Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=923 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/11/01/uncle-jay-explains-nov-2-2009/feed/ 20 3:16 You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news ... You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up.   The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all!  (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!) Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/15/uncle-jay-explains-feb-16-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/15/uncle-jay-explains-feb-16-2009/#comments Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:52 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=542 Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out.  Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/02/15/uncle-jay-explains-feb-16-2009/feed/ 23 3:03 Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out.  Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out. Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out.  Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out. Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no