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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. The news could use a bailout.

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 5, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:21:53 +0000

Wait a minute! Uncle Jay hasn’t sunk to making Miley Cyrus the week’s top story, has he? Don’t worry, that’s at the end, because there was plenty of other news that was even dumber. Check it out … maybe the dumbest story is the one you think is most important!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 11, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:28:19 +0000

Someday in the future we’ll see movies like “Star Wars XIV – Luke’s Compact Flourescent Lightsaber.” But the news also tries to predict the future … and maybe it shouldn’t. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:25:39 +0000

Dude! President Bush says that by next year, he’ll find peace in the Middle East! Also Jimmy Hoffa. And maybe the real Hannah Montana! The Presidential playoffs charge on towards Superbore Tuesday, and the real Superbowl … well, O.J. might miss it again this year. Uncle Jay explains it all!