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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:05:25 +0000

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:26:35 +0000

Just as the miners in Chile get dug out, politicians in America dig to new depths. Most candidates are proudly proclaiming, “Hey, he’s even worse than me!” Not exactly Lincoln, but it’ll have to do. Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:40:10 +0000

We didn’t see any books on fire, but we’re seeing vast Colorado wildfires, a vast California gas fire, and vast numbers of Democrats about to be fired. Summer’s over, but the heat of politics is just warming up. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 29, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:15:25 +0000

Can you really trust those people who report the news? Are they giving it to you straight, or are they just like your parents? Uncle Jay has some answers!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 1, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:08:36 +0000

Burma has a close shave with anarchy, but Iran’s prez gets nowhere close to reality! Gingrich says he not running … that means there’ll no Uncle Jay Explains the Newt this year. But there’s plenty of other stuff going on, so catch up now!