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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">Our economy is saved!  Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse.  Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse.  Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.</span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Our economy is saved! nbsp;Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. nbsp;Now, ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Our economy is saved! nbsp;Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. nbsp;Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; June 30, 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guns!  Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody!  But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they&#8217;re getting.  Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking &#8220;Start.&#8221;  Figures.
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		<itunes:subtitle>Guns! nbsp;Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! nbsp;But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Guns! nbsp;Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! nbsp;But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they're getting. nbsp;Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking "Start." nbsp;Figures.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains the News &#8211; April 28, 2008</title>
		<link>http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/04/27/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-april-28-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deal or Raw Deal?  The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE&#8217;s Monday Night Raw.  Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week.  Uncle Jay explains it all! 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: Times;">Deal or Raw Deal?<span>  </span>The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE&#8217;s Monday Night Raw.<span>  </span>Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week.<span>  </span>Uncle Jay explains it all! </span><!--EndFragment--></p>
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		<itunes:summary>Deal or Raw Deal?nbsp; The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE's Monday Night Raw.nbsp; Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week.nbsp; Uncle Jay explains it all!nbsp;</itunes:summary>
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