http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 2006-2007 unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) unclejay@unclejayexplains.com (Uncle Jay) 1440 http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Helping Small Minds Understand Big News, Every Monday! Uncle Jay Uncle Jay unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/07/12/uncle-jay-explains-july-13-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/07/12/uncle-jay-explains-july-13-2009/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 01:02:04 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=768 Michael Jackson may be gone, but we’ll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever.  Speaking of spectacles, here’s how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there’s no theme music in the Senate.  Uncle Jay explains what he can!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/07/12/uncle-jay-explains-july-13-2009/feed/ 16 3:05 Michael Jackson may be gone, but we'll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever.  Speaking of spectacles, here's how to tell the Sotomayor ... Michael Jackson may be gone, but we'll have those unforgettable and spectacular lawsuits with us forever.  Speaking of spectacles, here's how to tell the Sotomayor hearings from the latest UFC match: there's no theme music in the Senate.  Uncle Jay explains what he can! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=719 These deals are IN-SAAANE!  Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got.  Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/07/uncle-jay-explains-june-8-2009/feed/ 18 3:07 These deals are IN-SAAANE!  Okay, that's wasn't quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got.  Over ... These deals are IN-SAAANE!  Okay, that's wasn't quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got.  Over there, free floor mats don't close the deal.  Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=709 One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/06/01/uncle-jay-explains-june-1-2009/feed/ 17 3:01 One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim ... One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins.  No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune.  Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN.  Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/05/uncle-jay-explains-april-6-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/05/uncle-jay-explains-april-6-2009/#comments Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=649 Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number.  Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821.  Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/04/05/uncle-jay-explains-april-6-2009/feed/ 10 3:00 Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car's warranty, just take a number.  Let's see, you're number 4,926,821.  Plus, the world's economies meet to solve the ... Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car's warranty, just take a number.  Let's see, you're number 4,926,821.  Plus, the world's economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama's wardrobe.  Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=603 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/feed/ 21 3:01 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the ... Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured, Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=340 Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/feed/ 6 3:00 Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you ... Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all! Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=241 It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock?  Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock.  The news could use a bailout.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/feed/ 6 2:56 It's Thanksgiving week, but doesn't the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock?  Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. ... It's Thanksgiving week, but doesn't the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock?  Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock.  The news could use a bailout. Video Podcast Uncle Jay no no