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Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – December 10, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:14:37 +0000

It was Chanukah, but this week’s news just didn’t seem kosher. Suddenly Iran’s got no nukes? Suddenly the CIA stopped returning their Netflix videos? And which is worse: TV without writers, or with? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 12, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:43:13 +0000

This election’s starting to get ugly! Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao’s Little Red Landfill. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 5, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:25:27 +0000

King Tut “springs forward” from his tomb. Pakistan freedoms “fall back” to Mid-Eastern Standard time. Meatpackers “up chuck” a zillion pounds of bad beef. And Congress “bends over” for Bush again. Can Uncle Jay explain it all?

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000

What a week! Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. And falling Washington approval ratings. Sorry, no falling oil prices. Uncle Jay explains it all!