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Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 27, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:27:09 +0000

Health care reform bill to Emergency, STAT! Obama makes a casual comment about Barbarians at Henry Louis Gates, and suddenly all health breaks loose! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 2, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:52:42 +0000

Groundhog Day! It’s a nice distraction, but when the Superbowl and Phil are gone, the ugly reality of the news returns: we don’t have Rod Blagojevich to kick around anymore. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000

How many Presidents does it take to change a country? Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:53:22 +0000

Shoppers, start your engines! The economy depends on each of us to shop like there are Four Christmases out there! What better way to forget the horrible news from all over than to worry about overspending? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000

California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:48:06 +0000

What a week. The momentous events we’ve all shared will someday be the history homework that your grandchildren’s dog will chew up. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!