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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 12, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:49:50 +0000

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word “change” was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 29, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 03:52:45 +0000

How crazy a week was it? The earth shook! The sky swirled! The waves crashed! And Beyonce is pregnant! Uncle Jay, um, explains?

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 24, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:15:59 +0000

On Tuesday night, don’t mistake the State of the Union for a special “patriotic” episode of Glee. That’s President Obama singing his own praises, and Republicans providing the counter-drumbeat. Closely watch Uncle Jay explain, but don’t fall into a mall fountain!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:20:41 +0000

Brrr, it’s frigid: snow in the Midwest, icy stares in Washington, the cold shoulder from China, even Prince Charles got a cool reception! But Uncle Jay’s got all the hot stuff to understand everything.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 04:56:21 +0000

Do not confuse George Bush’s book with Keith Richards’ book! They mean very different things by “Mission Accomplished.” Also, Congress and Obama try to accomplish keeping each other from accomplishing anything. And the TSA uses full body scans looking for contraband Happy Meals! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 6, 2010

unclejay — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:04:03 +0000

Uncle Jay has one more week of vacation, but explaining the news is a full-time job! So, since Arizona Governor Jan Brewer had some, um, trouble last week explaining her state’s immigration law, let’s see if Uncle Jay’s episode from last spring does any better.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 10, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 10 May 2010 03:36:30 +0000

Be vigilant, citizen! Learn how to spot the difference between an illegal immigrant and a normal-looking American like Lady Gaga! Uncle Jay tries to explain what the immigration conflagration is all about. Hope you’ve had your shots!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:01:04 +0000

America asks: was that attack on the IRS a crime or actual terrorism? China asks the same question about the Dalai Lama’s White House visit. Tiger asks if the media will ever leave him alone. Thank goodness one of these questions has an easy answer. Uncle Jay explains the rest!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!