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Uncle Jay Explains: May 2, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:29 +0000

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:11:07 +0000

Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera. And how about this weather! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 23, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:46:12 +0000

Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground. This issue is so complicated, it can’t even be explained in 140 characters! Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 23, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 22:00:32 +0000

How bubbly will those oil prices get, anyway? Pretty soon a bottle of oil will cost even more than a bottle of water! It’s affecting the news in many different ways, but Uncle Jay has explanations for everything. A few even make sense.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 9, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the famous pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 26, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 25 May 2008 21:08:14 +0000

Catch Uncle Jay’s rerun from last May 28 and see how much his budget has improved in lighting and News Word boards. New episode next Monday!

Uncle Jay is on the road this week, because his famous “Congress Recess” episode will be included in a film festival of comedy shorts in New York City on Sunday, June 1st. Hey, if you’re in the neighborhood, come meet him. For details, click here.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 19, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 18 May 2008 22:05:29 +0000

So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California? And what’s FALLING faster: Hillary’s chances, or George’s clout? The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that … so he explains it all!

(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy’s teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve. Uncle Jay now says, “To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.”)