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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound!! We’re handling it! They said that about the economy, now it’s about the flu. Uncle Jay explains why we’ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus. That’s all, folks!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:53:22 +0000

Shoppers, start your engines! The economy depends on each of us to shop like there are Four Christmases out there! What better way to forget the horrible news from all over than to worry about overspending? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:49:32 +0000

The Tour de France! Plus, it’s Bastille Day! These are welcome diversions from America’s triple disasters: the economy, the election and the iPhone launch. Uncle Jay explains this week’s news with just a touch of ze French flavor. No Jerry Lewis jokes.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:27:51 +0000

Are our presidential candidates “elitists?” Dare we elect anyone who’s smarter, more informed and more experienced than Homer Simpson? In this very special episode, Uncle Jay explains why politicians are sometimes accused of actually being smarter than the people who vote for them.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:27:01 +0000

Three “Love Gov’s” in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn’t even the top story! It was Obama’s big speech about race. No, it was the Big Dance. No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout. Or Easter. Tibet. Iraq. The news is harder to follow than J-Lo’s babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 25, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:01 +0000

A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here … A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down. But the Oscars showed UP! What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all!