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Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 21, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 01:40:25 +0000

How’s your March Madness going? Will Libya be a slam-dunk, or are you betting on overtime? Japan’s team is giving it everything, but the heat is intense! Oh, yeah, there’s some basketball, too, but Uncle Jay makes a fast break to explain everything else!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:05:25 +0000

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 28, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 04:30:14 +0000

Summer fiction episode! Enjoy great fantasies like: Afghanistan’s going great! Elena Kagan will reveal her thoughts! Senators actually hear in hearings! Twilight fans care about critics! We all love to spell “Patraeus!” Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 14, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:09:19 +0000

Maybe Helen Thomas’ new career could be doing PR for BP. Nah. How about starring in the next version of The A-Team? Hey, this is more fun than explaining real news. But Uncle Jay takes aim and HE SCO-O-ORES!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound!! We’re handling it! They said that about the economy, now it’s about the flu. Uncle Jay explains why we’ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus. That’s all, folks!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:53:22 +0000

Shoppers, start your engines! The economy depends on each of us to shop like there are Four Christmases out there! What better way to forget the horrible news from all over than to worry about overspending? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:49:32 +0000

The Tour de France! Plus, it’s Bastille Day! These are welcome diversions from America’s triple disasters: the economy, the election and the iPhone launch. Uncle Jay explains this week’s news with just a touch of ze French flavor. No Jerry Lewis jokes.