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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes bad news can be good news.  When?  When everybody expected even worse news!  Sorry, that&#8217;s about as sunny as things are going at the moment.   Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that&#8217;s really annoying.]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 22:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We&#8217;re handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it&#8217;s about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we&#8217;ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That&#8217;s all, folks!]]></description>
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