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Uncle Jay Explains: May 23, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 23 May 2011 14:39:10 +0000

It’s Uncle Jay’s Mid-Year Commercial: the annual price drop on his DVDs! Perfect for graduation, Father’s Day, or for that son you just recently found out about. And here’s some of his 2010 Singing Year in Review as an example!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:21:11 +0000

Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.” Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you. Or that shutting down the government is “an adult conversation.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 14, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 02:32:30 +0000

The world watched as thousands confronted the corrupt, decaying old order. But sadly, the Grammys weren’t overthrown. Egypt’s president, though, had to resign after his Valentine’s Day shirtless photo was found on Craig’s List. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 24, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:15:59 +0000

On Tuesday night, don’t mistake the State of the Union for a special “patriotic” episode of Glee. That’s President Obama singing his own praises, and Republicans providing the counter-drumbeat. Closely watch Uncle Jay explain, but don’t fall into a mall fountain!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 20, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:07:23 +0000

Once every year, Uncle Jay sings the news instead of explaining it. This doesn’t make the year’s big stories any easier to understand, but it fits the holiday mood. So feel free to sing along, even though Uncle Jay has changed all the words.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 6, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:00 +0000

After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing? Thank goodness there’s still Congress! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: October 4, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 02:56:16 +0000

That new Facebook movie … is it a “Like” or just a load of app? Other things in the news aren’t friends, so you can only see some of their profile information. That’s why you need Uncle Jay to explain it!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:40:10 +0000

We didn’t see any books on fire, but we’re seeing vast Colorado wildfires, a vast California gas fire, and vast numbers of Democrats about to be fired. Summer’s over, but the heat of politics is just warming up. Uncle Jay explains!