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Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000

Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News’s Got Talent!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000

What a week! Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. And falling Washington approval ratings. Sorry, no falling oil prices. Uncle Jay explains it all!