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Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 12, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:57:14 +0000

How does she keep going? Uncle Jay explains everything with this week’s News Word. Well, not everything … nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it. But it’s Monday, so Uncle Jay’s gotta try!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:20:31 +0000

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere! Or not. There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound! Uncle Jay explains it all.

(Thanks for everybody’s get-well wishes. Uncle Jay’s voice still sounds sick but he’s feeling fine.)