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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 12, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:49:50 +0000

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word “change” was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 22, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:42:58 +0000

Mideast violence! The stock market! The economy! Politics! How can the media allow stupid stuff like this to get in the way of Kim Kardashian’s wedding coverage? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:10:01 +0000

The people have spoken! They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders! Oh, and some jobs would be nice. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:36:42 +0000

On election day, we’ll see how that Rally to Restore Democrats and/or Liberals worked out. Then, we’ll see how those Republicans and/or Tea Partiers work out. And thank goodness that Rally to Blow Up a Plane and/or Synagogue didn’t work out at all. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 03:21:49 +0000

33 victims have been saved in the Chilean mine! But oh, who will save all those victims in the Congressional House? They don’t even WANT to be pulled out. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:26:35 +0000

Just as the miners in Chile get dug out, politicians in America dig to new depths. Most candidates are proudly proclaiming, “Hey, he’s even worse than me!” Not exactly Lincoln, but it’ll have to do. Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: October 4, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 02:56:16 +0000

That new Facebook movie … is it a “Like” or just a load of app? Other things in the news aren’t friends, so you can only see some of their profile information. That’s why you need Uncle Jay to explain it!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 02:40:10 +0000

We didn’t see any books on fire, but we’re seeing vast Colorado wildfires, a vast California gas fire, and vast numbers of Democrats about to be fired. Summer’s over, but the heat of politics is just warming up. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 23, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:46:12 +0000

Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground. This issue is so complicated, it can’t even be explained in 140 characters! Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 16, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:44:39 +0000

Steven Slater’s job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston’s flight has been canceled again, and Congress’ ethics are not in the full upright position. Uncle Jay explains!