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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 26, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:44:37 +0000

Swine flu? That’s NOTHING compared to America’s yearly plague of political ads! They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There’s no vaccine. But at least Uncle Jay can explain them!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 3, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 00:42:37 +0000

This crazy election WILL be over, this week! But then … what? Can you remember life without constant campaigning and debates and attack ads and plumbers? Uncle Jay explains what the world is like after an election finally goes away.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 27, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:51:59 +0000

The final days of the election plunge ahead! Obama’s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain’s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin’s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden’s trying to plug up his mouth. Oh yeah, and there’s High School Musical 3. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 13, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:03:46 +0000

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 6, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:50:44 +0000

Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:41:10 +0000

Why is this election going insane? Maybe it’s the high stakes. Maybe it’s the internet. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Put on your best lipstick as Uncle Jay explains the latest.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: September 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:09:15 +0000

It’s hard to explain a general election when it’s turned into General Hospital. Throw in a few hurricanes and Guitar Hero, and Uncle Jay has quite a job this week.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. Do they mean anything anymore? In this holiday rerun (but with 10 all-new seconds!), Uncle Jay explains the difference. Many politicians deny that they’re liberal when they really are, or brag that they’re conservative when they’re really not. But at least they can find some common ground and agree that they’re all lying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:41:14 +0000

Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity? The news was full of tough questions like this all week. Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics. Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!