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Uncle Jay Explains: May 11, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 10 May 2009 23:48:27 +0000

Sometimes bad news can be good news. When? When everybody expected even worse news! Sorry, that’s about as sunny as things are going at the moment. Uncle Jay explains even the gloomiest news with a cheerful attitude that’s really annoying.

Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000

Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News’s Got Talent!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 23, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:23:58 +0000

Uncle Jay explains our exciting new economy, and also shows his list of “15 Random Things about The News.” You can pause the video to read them all, or click the link over there. Yes, it’s as annoying as the economy!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 27, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:51:59 +0000

The final days of the election plunge ahead! Obama’s getting reamed by Joe the Plumber, McCain’s mopping up after those poll numbers, Palin’s wiping down the smell of her fashion expenses, and Biden’s trying to plug up his mouth. Oh yeah, and there’s High School Musical 3. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 4, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:41:14 +0000

Obama may be a politician, but is he experienced and ready enough to be a celebrity? The news was full of tough questions like this all week. Plus, China has cleared away all the smog, dirt and dissidents for the Olympics. Uncle Jay explains it all, and more!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:23:41 +0000

Our economy has entered a, um, well … do we have to go there? Hey, we’re ALREADY there, so Uncle Jay might as well explain it. Get out your calculator! Use it to figure out what you might get for it at the pawn shop, especially if Mom or Dad is in banking.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 25, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:01 +0000

A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here … A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down. But the Oscars showed UP! What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all!