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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 8, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:08:05 +0000

These deals are IN-SAAANE! Okay, that’s wasn’t quite the message Obama took to the Mideast, but that was pretty much the response he got. Over there, free floor mats don’t close the deal. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 16, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:52 +0000

Sure, the new stimulus package may seem hard to figure out. Uncle Jay will explain it all, just as soon as he figures it out.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 26, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:04:33 +0000

Will our new president play his Blackberry like a virtual virtuoso, or will he be all thumbs? Will that economic stimulus be more like a Guitar Hero or Grand Theft? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:26:04 +0000

It’s All-Barack-All- the-Time Week, just in case you didn’t get enough in the past 2 years. Will he do everything he promises? Or will he be as bad as his enemies promise? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – September 1, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:01:35 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. Do they mean anything anymore? In this holiday rerun (but with 10 all-new seconds!), Uncle Jay explains the difference. Many politicians deny that they’re liberal when they really are, or brag that they’re conservative when they’re really not. But at least they can find some common ground and agree that they’re all lying.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 2, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:20:40 +0000

Liberal. Conservative. These have to be the two most annoying words in the news. Some people deny that they’re liberal when they are, but some people brag that they’re conservative when they’re not! Weird, huh? What do these words mean? But more importantly, why are words in the news so hard to spell? Uncle Jay explains the left and right of it.