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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:05:25 +0000

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 30, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:14:39 +0000

In the media, reporters cheer, “We’ll Always Have Paris!” In Washington, citizens demand, “Restore honor!” to a government that’s away on vacation. By the way, so is Uncle Jay! He’ll be back soon!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:48:35 +0000

The Oscars are over. But health care reform is still Up In The Air, jobs are still in the Hurt Locker, and Toyotas are still Blind Siding people! Uncle Jay explains it all in Inglourious detail.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:39:42 +0000

Pick your crisis: real estate, the economy, the Mideast, the Democrats’ supply of Rolaids, or figuring out how the women in “10000 B.C.” managed to score all that Maybelline. Uncle Jay explains it all!