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Uncle Jay Explains: 2011 Singing Year in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000

This year had so much melodic news that Uncle Jay couldn’t fit it all in. But hey, you can get the EXTENDED EPISODE on this year’s 2011 DVD, available on Uncle Jay’s website. Thanks for being Uncle Jay’s job creator!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 2, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:29 +0000

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 18, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:21:04 +0000

Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover! May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah. May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller. May the color of your toenails fit your gender. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000

Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage. America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date! Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 16, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 03:44:39 +0000

Steven Slater’s job exited down the chute, Ground Zero Mosque is experiencing heavy turbulence, Levi Johnston’s flight has been canceled again, and Congress’ ethics are not in the full upright position. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

unclejay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?