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Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 6, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:02:17 +0000

Uncle Goodwrench will now service your car’s warranty, just take a number. Let’s see, you’re number 4,926,821. Plus, the world’s economies meet to solve the crisis of Michelle Obama’s wardrobe. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 12, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:43:13 +0000

This election’s starting to get ugly! Not that the rest of the news is very pretty: strikes, martial law, money worries, and even MORE toys sent to Mao’s Little Red Landfill. Uncle Jay explains it all!