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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there&#8217;s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics.  And Paula Abdul&#8217;s available!  Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book.  Uncle Jay explains it all! 
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: May 25, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 22:05:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The future and the past boldly go where I&#8217;ll be back!  If you&#8217;re not sure what day, year or planet you&#8217;re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more.  But Uncle Jay explains it all!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!!  We&#8217;re handling it!  They said that about the economy, now it&#8217;s about the flu.  Uncle Jay explains why we&#8217;ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus.  That&#8217;s all, folks!
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shoppers, start your engines!  The economy depends on each of us to shop like there are Four Christmases out there!  What better way to forget the horrible news from all over than to worry about overspending?  Uncle Jay explains it all!
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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains Presidents Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Presidents Day, in a presidential election year!  Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents.  That&#8217;s why we&#8217;ve set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools.   And for your parents, we&#8217;ve given them a few extra minutes to reflect on the Presidency by not delivering their [...]]]></description>
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