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Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:41:10 +0000

Why is this election going insane? Maybe it’s the high stakes. Maybe it’s the internet. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Put on your best lipstick as Uncle Jay explains the latest.

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:27:48 +0000

Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, is that spelled wrong? No, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they’re important, just ask them. You’ll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 14, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:01:43 +0000

Tax time! In America there are no exceptions, so let’s hope Pope Benedict is keeping all his receipts. Stories in the news have been sort of like taxes, too, because they just won’t go away: the fighting in Iraq, the sinking economy, the squabbling Democrats, the ailing airlines, the Rolling Stones. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 21:20:31 +0000

Eliot Spitzer must be so proud to be the top story everywhere! Or not. There were, amazingly, other stories in the news this week: the wayward balls of March Madness, the bouncing banks of the economy, and those Superdelegates, who are able to leap coalition building in a single bound! Uncle Jay explains it all.

(Thanks for everybody’s get-well wishes. Uncle Jay’s voice still sounds sick but he’s feeling fine.)

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 8, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000

The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!