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Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 12, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:49:50 +0000

Has America REALLY changed since that day in 2001? Or has it been more like the word “change” was tossed around in 2008? And has Obama changed since then? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 4, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:36:52 +0000

As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up! But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:21:11 +0000

Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.” Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you. Or that shutting down the government is “an adult conversation.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:44:50 +0000

Oscars, shmoscars. Anybody can make a movie about a stammering dancing boxer who has bizarre dreams about cutting off his arm while searching for his biological father on Facebook. The news, though, that’s hard! Especially now, with revolutions raging from the Mideast to the Midwest. Uncle Jay Explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 10, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:34:06 +0000

Forget Obamacare for now, let’s just repeal the first ten days of 2011! Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading of the Constitution, and the only resolution Congress can pass is that nobody should shoot them! Uncle Jay explains, in a golden voiceover.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:20:41 +0000

Brrr, it’s frigid: snow in the Midwest, icy stares in Washington, the cold shoulder from China, even Prince Charles got a cool reception! But Uncle Jay’s got all the hot stuff to understand everything.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:10:01 +0000

The people have spoken! They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders! Oh, and some jobs would be nice. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 5, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:47:56 +0000

Happy birthday, America! We’ve all pitched in for a nice gift card for 12 trillion dollars. Uncle Jay explains Uncle Sam’s Declaration of Independence, celebrating the land of the free and the home of the Whopper.

Uncle Jay Explains: April 26, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 02:21:25 +0000

It’s a rerun, only worse! It’s last week’s singing episode, but now with Youtube’s new computer-generated captions. How’s the accuracy? About as accurate as your average news report. Yeah, that bad.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 19, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:30:03 +0000

SPECIAL SINGING EPISODE! Iceland’s volcano? That’s nothing like the coming eruption over a new Supreme Court nominee. Uncle Jay prepares you for the left’s/the right’s strong support/strong condemnation for him/her by liberals/conservatives with a song/song!