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Uncle Jay Explains the News: September 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:09:15 +0000

It’s hard to explain a general election when it’s turned into General Hospital. Throw in a few hurricanes and Guitar Hero, and Uncle Jay has quite a job this week.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 25, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:15:41 +0000

SPECIAL EPISODE! It’s time for the (yuck!) Presidential Conventions. They’re kind of like the Olympics, but instead of fireworks, embarrassing government control and widespread doping, the conventions have balloons, embarrassing corporate control and widespread drinking. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 18, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 20:58:53 +0000

Uncle Jay has a quick congratulations for Michael Phelps, and then: Britney Spears! Paris Hilton! Barack Obama! John McCain! You’ll be thrilled to know that none of these people are in this week’s episode. We go straight to Men’s Synchronized Bombing, which Russia might sweep. Uncle Jay explains it all, and earns a Cement Medal.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!