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Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 4, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:36:52 +0000

As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up! But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 31, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:12:52 +0000

In Cairo they’re singing, “Walk Like An Egyptian, But Pick Up The Pace If There’s Tear Gas.” Looks like they’re set to repeal President Mubarak’s job-killing killing. Uncle Jay explains, plus he gets you ready for the Super Bowl!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 10, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:34:06 +0000

Forget Obamacare for now, let’s just repeal the first ten days of 2011! Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading of the Constitution, and the only resolution Congress can pass is that nobody should shoot them! Uncle Jay explains, in a golden voiceover.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 03:05:25 +0000

The First Amendment says speech is free, but Juan Williams just made it pay! The Amendment also says assembly is free, but won’t Jon Stewart’s rally have lots of bills? And Clarence Thomas wishes there was something in the Amendment about a statute of limitations. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 6, 2010

unclejay — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:04:03 +0000

Uncle Jay has one more week of vacation, but explaining the news is a full-time job! So, since Arizona Governor Jan Brewer had some, um, trouble last week explaining her state’s immigration law, let’s see if Uncle Jay’s episode from last spring does any better.

Uncle Jay Explains: July 5, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 04:47:56 +0000

Happy birthday, America! We’ve all pitched in for a nice gift card for 12 trillion dollars. Uncle Jay explains Uncle Sam’s Declaration of Independence, celebrating the land of the free and the home of the Whopper.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 10, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 10 May 2010 03:36:30 +0000

Be vigilant, citizen! Learn how to spot the difference between an illegal immigrant and a normal-looking American like Lady Gaga! Uncle Jay tries to explain what the immigration conflagration is all about. Hope you’ve had your shots!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:50:56 +0000

President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all, faster than a speeding Toyota!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:42:52 +0000

Serene, ah? Not this week. And that wasn’t the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” because they each thought he was talking to them. Uncle Jay explains this and more!!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 30, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:57:18 +0000

Guns! Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they’re getting. Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking “Start.” Figures.