Uncle Jay Explains The News » Constitution http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 © unclejay@unclejayexplains.com () unclejay@unclejayexplains.com() 1440 Just another 5ksites.com weblog unclejay@unclejayexplains.com No no http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 14, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/13/uncle-jay-explains-sept-14-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/13/uncle-jay-explains-sept-14-2009/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:42:52 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=847 Serene, ah?  Not this week.  And that wasn’t the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” because they each thought he was talking to them.   Uncle Jay explains this and more!!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/09/13/uncle-jay-explains-sept-14-2009/feed/ 35 3:11 Serene, ah? nbsp;Not this week. nbsp;And that wasn't the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted "You lie!" because ... Serene, ah? nbsp;Not this week. nbsp;And that wasn't the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted "You lie!" because they each thought he was talking to them. nbsp; Uncle Jay explains this and more!! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 30, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/29/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-30-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/29/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-30-2008/#comments Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:57:18 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=159 Guns!  Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody!  But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they’re getting.  Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking “Start.”  Figures.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/06/29/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-june-30-2008/feed/ 3 3:12 Guns! nbsp;Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! nbsp;But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at ... Guns! nbsp;Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! nbsp;But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they're getting. nbsp;Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking "Start." nbsp;Figures. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 19, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/05/18/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-may-19-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/05/18/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-may-19-2008/#comments Sun, 18 May 2008 22:05:29 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=151 So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California?  And what’s FALLING faster: Hillary’s chances, or George’s clout?  The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that … so he explains it all!

(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy’s teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve.  Uncle Jay now says, “To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.”)

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/05/18/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-may-19-2008/feed/ 4 3:15 So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California? nbsp;And what's FALLING faster: Hillary's chances, or George's clout? ... So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California? nbsp;And what's FALLING faster: Hillary's chances, or George's clout? nbsp;The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that hellip; so he explains it all! (CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy's teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve. nbsp;Uncle Jay now says, "To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.") Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains Presidents Day! http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/17/uncle-jay-explains-presidents-day/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/17/uncle-jay-explains-presidents-day/#comments Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:33:52 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/17/uncle-jay-explains-presidents-day/ It’s Presidents Day, in a presidential election year!  Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents.  That’s why we’ve set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools.   And for your parents, we’ve given them a few extra minutes to reflect on the Presidency by not delivering their mail.  Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/02/17/uncle-jay-explains-presidents-day/feed/ 7 00:01:01 It's Presidents Day, in a presidential election year!nbsp; Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents. nbsp;That's why we've set ... It's Presidents Day, in a presidential election year!nbsp; Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents. nbsp;That's why we've set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools.nbsp;nbsp; And for your parents, we've given them a few extra minutes to reflect on the Presidency by not delivering their mail. nbsp;Uncle Jay explains it all! Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 5, 2007 http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-5-2007/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-5-2007/#comments Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:25:27 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/04/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-5-2007/ King Tut “springs forward” from his tomb.  Pakistan freedoms “fall back” to Mid-Eastern Standard time.  Meatpackers “up chuck” a zillion pounds of bad beef.  And Congress “bends over” for Bush again.  Can Uncle Jay explain it all?

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/11/05/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-november-5-2007/feed/ 5 2:59 King Tut "springs forward" from his tomb. nbsp;Pakistan freedoms "fall back" to Mid-Eastern Standard time. nbsp;Meatpackers "up chuck" a zillion pounds of bad beef.nbsp; And ... King Tut "springs forward" from his tomb. nbsp;Pakistan freedoms "fall back" to Mid-Eastern Standard time. nbsp;Meatpackers "up chuck" a zillion pounds of bad beef.nbsp; And Congress "bends over" for Bush again.nbsp; Can Uncle Jay explain it all? Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 15, 2007 http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-15-2007/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-15-2007/#comments Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:07:33 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/14/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-15-2007/ SPECIAL EPISODE!  Uncle Jay explains the royal pain that is “The Government.”  Why does the news waste valuable time covering the government instead of IMPORTANT stuff, like Britney & Bratz?  Find out how government “works.”  Hahaha.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2007/10/15/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-october-15-2007/feed/ 9 2:57 SPECIAL EPISODE! nbsp;Uncle Jay explains the royal pain that is "The Government." nbsp;Why does the news waste valuable time covering the government instead of IMPORTANT ... SPECIAL EPISODE! nbsp;Uncle Jay explains the royal pain that is "The Government." nbsp;Why does the news waste valuable time covering the government instead of IMPORTANT stuff, like Britney #38; Bratz? nbsp;Find out how government "works." nbsp;Hahaha. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No