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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 9, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:20:37 +0000

Multiple choice: TV reporters only want to keep you (a) informed, (b) up to date, (c) watching. This week, they pretty much gave us the answer, didn’t they? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 27, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:27:09 +0000

Health care reform bill to Emergency, STAT! Obama makes a casual comment about Barbarians at Henry Louis Gates, and suddenly all health breaks loose! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000

They’re calling it the Twitter Revolution. That’s gonna look pretty dorky in the history books. And the Senate apologized for slavery! Thanks, can’t wait for “Oops, sorry about Prohibition.” Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!