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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000

Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News’s Got Talent!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:48:06 +0000

What a week. The momentous events we’ve all shared will someday be the history homework that your grandchildren’s dog will chew up. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 22:41:10 +0000

Why is this election going insane? Maybe it’s the high stakes. Maybe it’s the internet. Maybe it’s Maybelline. Put on your best lipstick as Uncle Jay explains the latest.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:27:01 +0000

Three “Love Gov’s” in two states in one week, and hey, that wasn’t even the top story! It was Obama’s big speech about race. No, it was the Big Dance. No, the Big Flood, or maybe the Big Bailout. Or Easter. Tibet. Iraq. The news is harder to follow than J-Lo’s babies, but Uncle Jay explains it all, and a lot cheaper.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 25, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:01 +0000

A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here … A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down. But the Oscars showed UP! What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – 2007 Year In Review!

unclejay — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000

It’s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you. Let’s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there’s got to be some.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 8, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:47:34 +0000

The news is torture! But not just Britney, there are also stories this week about REAL torture. And sex! And drugs! Sorry, no rock and roll. Uncle Jay explains it all!