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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 26, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:44:37 +0000

Swine flu? That’s NOTHING compared to America’s yearly plague of political ads! They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There’s no vaccine. But at least Uncle Jay can explain them!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:26:04 +0000

It’s All-Barack-All- the-Time Week, just in case you didn’t get enough in the past 2 years. Will he do everything he promises? Or will he be as bad as his enemies promise? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000

It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 15, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000

Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 23:05:57 +0000

For such a season of peace and hope, there’s not much of it going around. We’re supposed to be better people at this time of year, but all we see is raw, selfish commercial huckstering! Well, at least there’s Uncle Jay’s 2008 DVD as the perfect gift.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – 2007 Year In Review!

unclejay — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 22:18:33 +0000

It’s the festive season, and for the first time, Uncle Jay sings!

For some reason he considers this as his gift to you. Let’s look back at all the proud achievements in the news of 2007 … there’s got to be some.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – December 17, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:11:31 +0000

Steroids roasting on a open fire … Jack Frost nipping at half the continent. And kids dressed up like little ho’s. Oh wait, that’s Halloween. Although it’s been said many times, many ways … Uncle Jay explains it all!