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Uncle Jay Explains: 2011 Singing Year in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000

This year had so much melodic news that Uncle Jay couldn’t fit it all in. But hey, you can get the EXTENDED EPISODE on this year’s 2011 DVD, available on Uncle Jay’s website. Thanks for being Uncle Jay’s job creator!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 16, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 16 May 2011 01:20:41 +0000

The world is ending on Saturday, so please make sure all your homework is turned in by Friday. One consolation: no 2012 election! And maybe that kid can finally go to his prom, but will there even be one? Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 18, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:21:04 +0000

Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover! May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah. May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller. May the color of your toenails fit your gender. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000

Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage. America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date! Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 03:21:11 +0000

Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids in one week be called “winning.” Or saying that the people overthrowing your country all “love” you. Or that shutting down the government is “an adult conversation.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:11:07 +0000

Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera. And how about this weather! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 31, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:12:52 +0000

In Cairo they’re singing, “Walk Like An Egyptian, But Pick Up The Pace If There’s Tear Gas.” Looks like they’re set to repeal President Mubarak’s job-killing killing. Uncle Jay explains, plus he gets you ready for the Super Bowl!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000

Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search? Can I get butter with my pat-down? Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 28, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 19:56:53 +0000

Deal or Raw Deal? The President of the United States pops up on a game show, and the three people who want his job barge into WWE’s Monday Night Raw. Sadly, this was some of the best behavior by people in the news last week. Uncle Jay explains it all!