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Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 26, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:44:37 +0000

Swine flu? That’s NOTHING compared to America’s yearly plague of political ads! They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There’s no vaccine. But at least Uncle Jay can explain them!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: September 8, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:09:15 +0000

It’s hard to explain a general election when it’s turned into General Hospital. Throw in a few hurricanes and Guitar Hero, and Uncle Jay has quite a job this week.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 5, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 04 May 2008 21:21:53 +0000

Wait a minute! Uncle Jay hasn’t sunk to making Miley Cyrus the week’s top story, has he? Don’t worry, that’s at the end, because there was plenty of other news that was even dumber. Check it out … maybe the dumbest story is the one you think is most important!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:27:51 +0000

Are our presidential candidates “elitists?” Dare we elect anyone who’s smarter, more informed and more experienced than Homer Simpson? In this very special episode, Uncle Jay explains why politicians are sometimes accused of actually being smarter than the people who vote for them.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 31, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:22:16 +0000

April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 22, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 23:21:56 +0000

What a week! Steven Colbert got filed in the same news folder as Ron Paul. And Ellen Degeneres is in the same folder as Michael Vick! Plus, the colors of fall bring falling corporate profits. And falling Washington approval ratings. Sorry, no falling oil prices. Uncle Jay explains it all!