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Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 4, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 01:36:52 +0000

As our government threatens to shut down, Uncle Jay shuts up! But here, before he takes his spring break, are some very eloquent twins to introduce his repeat episode.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 10, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 02:34:06 +0000

Forget Obamacare for now, let’s just repeal the first ten days of 2011! Birds fall from the sky, whole sections disappear from a reading of the Constitution, and the only resolution Congress can pass is that nobody should shoot them! Uncle Jay explains, in a golden voiceover.

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 20, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 20 Dec 2010 05:07:23 +0000

Once every year, Uncle Jay sings the news instead of explaining it. This doesn’t make the year’s big stories any easier to understand, but it fits the holiday mood. So feel free to sing along, even though Uncle Jay has changed all the words.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Oct 2010 03:21:49 +0000

33 victims have been saved in the Chilean mine! But oh, who will save all those victims in the Congressional House? They don’t even WANT to be pulled out. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!