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Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 13, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 03:20:41 +0000

Brrr, it’s frigid: snow in the Midwest, icy stares in Washington, the cold shoulder from China, even Prince Charles got a cool reception! But Uncle Jay’s got all the hot stuff to understand everything.

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 6, 2010

unclejay — Sun, 05 Sep 2010 04:04:03 +0000

Uncle Jay has one more week of vacation, but explaining the news is a full-time job! So, since Arizona Governor Jan Brewer had some, um, trouble last week explaining her state’s immigration law, let’s see if Uncle Jay’s episode from last spring does any better.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 10, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 10 May 2010 03:36:30 +0000

Be vigilant, citizen! Learn how to spot the difference between an illegal immigrant and a normal-looking American like Lady Gaga! Uncle Jay tries to explain what the immigration conflagration is all about. Hope you’ve had your shots!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 7, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:01 +0000

Socialism! This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts! Maybe next time it runs, you’ll get reparations! Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 13, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 20:47:25 +0000

Socialism! You’re wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it’s been in the news lately, and what to do if you get any on you.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000

How many Presidents does it take to change a country? Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. The news could use a bailout.