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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000

California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000

It’s the White House Cash House! The more you lose, the more you get! This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding! Even the people in charge don’t know how it works! How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:23:41 +0000

Our economy has entered a, um, well … do we have to go there? Hey, we’re ALREADY there, so Uncle Jay might as well explain it. Get out your calculator! Use it to figure out what you might get for it at the pawn shop, especially if Mom or Dad is in banking.