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Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:44:50 +0000

Oscars, shmoscars. Anybody can make a movie about a stammering dancing boxer who has bizarre dreams about cutting off his arm while searching for his biological father on Facebook. The news, though, that’s hard! Especially now, with revolutions raging from the Mideast to the Midwest. Uncle Jay Explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000

Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search? Can I get butter with my pat-down? Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 13:26:35 +0000

Just as the miners in Chile get dug out, politicians in America dig to new depths. Most candidates are proudly proclaiming, “Hey, he’s even worse than me!” Not exactly Lincoln, but it’ll have to do. Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 31, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:39:48 +0000

Uncle Jay’s back … just in time for an episode that’s sort of a holiday rerun about running American holidays that you might have missed if you ran away for that holiday. All-new episode next week!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:46:10 +0000

Presidents Day, Memorial Day, Labor Day, etc. On these holidays, America shows its deep respect. With deep discounts! Uncle Jay takes a holiday from the regular news to explain our multi-Monday holiday traditions. Or hey, you can always go back to Bob Costas.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 10, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:52:06 +0000

Woodstock! Charlie Manson! With all this summer nostalgia in the news, there’s almost no time for people to accuse Obama of being Hitler! Join the crowds at those “WWE Town Meetings” as Uncle Jay explains its all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!