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Uncle Jay Explains: 2011 Singing Year in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 03:00:46 +0000

This year had so much melodic news that Uncle Jay couldn’t fit it all in. But hey, you can get the EXTENDED EPISODE on this year’s 2011 DVD, available on Uncle Jay’s website. Thanks for being Uncle Jay’s job creator!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 22, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 01:42:58 +0000

Mideast violence! The stock market! The economy! Politics! How can the media allow stupid stuff like this to get in the way of Kim Kardashian’s wedding coverage? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Aug. 15, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:32:18 +0000

Uncle Jay is back from vacation! He completely ignored all of the summer’s news, so this week he tries to guess what happened. Did he do better than you? The media? Your goldfish?

Uncle Jay Explains: June 30, 2011

unclejay — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 03:32:06 +0000

Uncle Jay is still on summer vacation! In case you’re confused by the news without his help (or if you enjoy being confused WITH his help), here’s just a little tidbit. Seeya in a few more weeks!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 9, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 09 May 2011 02:03:32 +0000

Osama-Rama! Osama is now like Elvis, enjoying a great popular surge thanks to the ultimate career move. Uncle Jay explains every version of exactly what happened!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 2, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 02 May 2011 04:11:29 +0000

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Yeah, right … next they’ll tell us that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. You think the Pope has an anti-beatification for Osama? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 03:59:51 +0000

Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants, but can’t seem to manage. America’s shutdown has been saved until April 15th — everybody’s favorite government date! Uncle Jay explains everything without replacing Glenn Beck or Katie Couric, unless somebody asks him very nicely.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 21, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 02:24:41 +0000

The Mideast explodes, Wisconsin implodes, and Old Man Winter reloads. And we wonder which will shut down first: the NFL or the USA? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 7, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 05:11:07 +0000

Egypt’s president probably missed the Super Bowl, as he was busy protecting his end zone. A shame he missed the halftime show’s surprise appearance by Ronald Reagan, plus the surprise lyrics by Christina Aguilera. And how about this weather! Uncle Jay explains.