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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:44:47 +0000

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 28, 2009

Russ — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:02:02 +0000

Ex-politicians dance on TV while REAL politicians tango with tyrants! The world’s leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something. Maybe. Uncle Jay explains it all!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 01:42:52 +0000

Serene, ah? Not this week. And that wasn’t the only racket in the news: everybody in Congress turned when Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” because they each thought he was talking to them. Uncle Jay explains this and more!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 7, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:26:01 +0000

Socialism! This is a Labor Day rerun from April, but with new footage apologizing for the inaccurate parts! Maybe next time it runs, you’ll get reparations! Uncle Jay explains (inaccurately!) what socialism is, and what to do if you get any on you.

Uncle Jay Explains: August 31, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:00:46 +0000

Ted Kennedy may have been the Lion of the Senate, but it hasn’t been Hakuna Matata there for a long time. Can’t health care just be re-mastered, like Beatles songs? Uncle Jay explains it all, with almost no Michael Jackson!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 17, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 01:40:46 +0000

Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there’s no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul’s available! Also, Dick Cheney just tortures himself over what to reveal in his new book. Uncle Jay explains it all!