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Uncle Jay Explains: May 25, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:05:07 +0000

The future and the past boldly go where I’ll be back! If you’re not sure what day, year or planet you’re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more. But Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 27, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 23:18:17 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound!! We’re handling it! They said that about the economy, now it’s about the flu. Uncle Jay explains why we’ll soon see a rollout of 3.4 trillion thermometers, to fight the pig virus. That’s all, folks!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 23, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:23:58 +0000

Uncle Jay explains our exciting new economy, and also shows his list of “15 Random Things about The News.” You can pause the video to read them all, or click the link over there. Yes, it’s as annoying as the economy!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000

It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. The news could use a bailout.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000

California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 10, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 22:48:06 +0000

What a week. The momentous events we’ve all shared will someday be the history homework that your grandchildren’s dog will chew up. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 20, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 22:07:09 +0000

Used to be, you wanted your President to be someone you could share a beer with. But lately it’s someone you share the business end of a sewer router with. This ain’t progress, and it’s the news’ fault. Really. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Oct. 13, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 22:03:46 +0000

It’s hard to know which is scarier: that America’s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that America’s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000

It’s the White House Cash House! The more you lose, the more you get! This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding! Even the people in charge don’t know how it works! How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.