Uncle Jay Explains The News » Bailout http://unclejayexplains.com Helping Small Minds Understand Big News! Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:00:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 © unclejay@unclejayexplains.com () unclejay@unclejayexplains.com() 1440 Just another 5ksites.com weblog unclejay@unclejayexplains.com No no http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/thumbs/uj144x144.gif Uncle Jay Explains The News http://unclejayexplains.com 144 144 Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=888 Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/10/18/uncle-jay-explains-oct-19-2009/feed/ 12 3:08 Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do ... Lessons learned from this week's news: 1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old. 2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL. 3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay's help! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: March 9, 2009 http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/#comments Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:06:29 +0000 unclejay http://unclejayexplains.com/?p=603 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time … most other savings have disappeared.  Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful.  And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2009/03/08/uncle-jay-explains-march-9-2009/feed/ 21 3:01 Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time hellip; most other savings have disappeared. nbsp;Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the ... Pretty amazing that Daylight Savings actually showed up on time hellip; most other savings have disappeared. nbsp;Springtime may be awful pretty, but most of the news is pretty awful. nbsp;And yet, Uncle Jay explains it all! Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 22, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:00:43 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=345 It’s been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here’s the reminder why! It’s the year-end review of the news — maybe it’ll seem a little better with music.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/21/uncle-jay-explains-dec-22-2008/feed/ 84 00:01:01 It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the ... It's been a whole year since Uncle Jay has SUNG an entire episode, and here's the reminder why! It's the year-end review of the news --- maybe it'll seem a little better with music. Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 15, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/#comments Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:24:20 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=340 Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all!

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/12/14/uncle-jay-explains-dec-15-2008/feed/ 6 3:00 Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you ... Attention, Senate Seat Shoppers! All those special deals for preferred customers have been suddenly discontinued. Sorry for any inconvenience. Also if you lost your job, house, 401k, bailout, or Bratz franchise. Uncle Jay explains it all! Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 24, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/#comments Sun, 23 Nov 2008 22:07:18 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=241 It’s Thanksgiving week, but doesn’t the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock?  Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock.  The news could use a bailout.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/23/uncle-jay-explains-nov-24-2008/feed/ 6 2:56 It's Thanksgiving week, but doesn't the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? nbsp;Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. ... It's Thanksgiving week, but doesn't the news just make you want to bang your head against Plymouth Rock? nbsp;Or maybe Buick Rock or Edsel Rock. nbsp;The news could use a bailout. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 17, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/16/uncle-jay-explains-nov-17-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/16/uncle-jay-explains-nov-17-2008/#comments Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:32:02 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=234 California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy.  But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle!  Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/11/16/uncle-jay-explains-nov-17-2008/feed/ 2 3:04 California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. nbsp;But at least one thing went up: the ... California is on fire, the Dakotas are snowed under, and the rest of us feel mostly cloudy. nbsp;But at least one thing went up: the Space Shuttle! nbsp;Even when the news shivers, Uncle Jay explains it all. Featured,,Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 29, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2008 22:12:01 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=174 It’s the White House Cash House!  The more you lose, the more you get!  This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works.

Hahahaha … just kidding!  Even the people in charge don’t know how it works!   How do you think they got to be the people in charge?

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/28/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-29-2008/feed/ 2 00:01:01 It's the White House Cash House! nbsp;The more you lose, the more you get! nbsp;This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government ... It's the White House Cash House! nbsp;The more you lose, the more you get! nbsp;This week, Uncle Jay explains in great detail how the government bailout works. Hahahaha hellip; just kidding! nbsp;Even the people in charge don't know how it works! nbsp; How do you think they got to be the people in charge? Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No Uncle Jay Explains the News: Sept. 22, 2008 http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/ http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/#comments Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:52:22 +0000 unclejay http://www.unclejayexplains.com/?p=173 DON’T PANIC!  The fundamentals are sound!  Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that.  In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

]]> http://unclejayexplains.com/2008/09/21/uncle-jay-explains-the-news-sept-22-2008/feed/ 16 3:06 DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound! nbsp;Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. nbsp;In this special episode, he explains just ... DON'T PANIC! nbsp;The fundamentals are sound! nbsp;Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. nbsp;In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn't work. Video,Podcast unclejay@unclejayexplains.com no No