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Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000

Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News’s Got Talent!

Uncle Jay Explains the News: August 11, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:11:38 +0000

The news can be sooo cute! An adorable political scandal from John Edwards. Itsy-bitsy teeny-weensy anthrax spores. And a cute & cuddly military invasion from Russia. Thank goodness we have the Beijing Olympics, so we don’t have to think about such a brutal, oppressive regime. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 30, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:57:18 +0000

Guns! Sometimes this issue is so frustrating, you just wanna SHOOT somebody! But no, Uncle Jay calmly explains the blast from the big guns at the Supreme Court, and the return fire they’re getting. Plus, Bill Gates shuts down his career by clicking “Start.” Figures.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – June 9, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:23:58 +0000

Now the REAL fun starts! Uncle Jay confidently predicts that all the famous pundits will confidently predict the Vice-Presidential nominees. Y’know, the same pundits who said that this year’s race would be between Clinton and Romney. That Big Brown was a sure bet. That the Indiana Jones movie would be great. Can’t wait for their Hulk review.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – November 19, 2007

unclejay — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:50:17 +0000

Another report says the Earth is warming and we’re all going to spoil! Another Presidential debate helps undecided voters decide to watch Dancing With the Stars. And another OJ Simpson trial! Uncle Jay explains it all!