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Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 18, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 02:21:04 +0000

Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover! May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah. May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller. May the color of your toenails fit your gender. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 17, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:13:09 +0000

When the going gets tough, the tough blame everybody! Once again, a tragic event has helped each one of us realize: “I’ve always been right about everything.” Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 22, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:37:11 +0000

Excuse me, is this long line for the Harry Potter movie, or the TSA body search? Can I get butter with my pat-down? Can I upgrade to First Class for just a quarter? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 04:10:01 +0000

The people have spoken! They want smaller government, lower deficits, and harder-to-spell Congressional leaders! Oh, and some jobs would be nice. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 23, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:46:12 +0000

Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground. This issue is so complicated, it can’t even be explained in 140 characters! Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 21, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:11:32 +0000

Ah, the sweet spills of summer. The only thing more worrisome than the government not doing anything is that they might do something. If only government had the efficiency and orderliness of corporations, like the rollout of the new iPhone! Uncle Jay explains it all.

Uncle Jay Explains: May 31, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:39:48 +0000

Uncle Jay’s back … just in time for an episode that’s sort of a holiday rerun about running American holidays that you might have missed if you ran away for that holiday. All-new episode next week!!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:50:56 +0000

President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all, faster than a speeding Toyota!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:05:35 +0000

Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that.”