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Uncle Jay Explains: March 15, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 01:50:56 +0000

President Obama heads out on the road, March Madness heads out to the courts, the Census heads out to the mailboxes, and Congress has its heads up the usual places. Uncle Jay explains it all, faster than a speeding Toyota!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:05:35 +0000

Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that.”

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:12:43 +0000

Pat Robertson’s lookin’ like a fool with his brains on the ground. Harry Reid’s not doing much better. So for MLK Day, Uncle Jay explains how a “poor choice of words” can result in a “poor choice of jobs.”

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 1, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:01:37 +0000

One big judging spectacle ends, another one begins. No Simon Cowell this time, just 100 Senators calling the tune. Plus, GM punches out, and Kim Jong Il punches out the UN. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: May 25, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:05:07 +0000

The future and the past boldly go where I’ll be back! If you’re not sure what day, year or planet you’re traveling through, the news will confuse you even more. But Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: April 20, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:24:07 +0000

Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News’s Got Talent!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000

How many Presidents does it take to change a country? Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 19, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 18 May 2008 22:05:29 +0000

So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California? And what’s FALLING faster: Hillary’s chances, or George’s clout? The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that … so he explains it all!

(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy’s teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve. Uncle Jay now says, “To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.”)

Uncle Jay Explains the News – March 31, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:22:16 +0000

April Fool! Or is it? So many things in the news right now could turn out like an impractical joke: the election, Iraq, Tibet, Olympic boycotts, global warming, economic collapse … ha ha ha, what a laugh riot. Uncle Jay explains it all!