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Uncle Jay Explains: June 14, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 04:09:19 +0000

Maybe Helen Thomas’ new career could be doing PR for BP. Nah. How about starring in the next version of The A-Team? Hey, this is more fun than explaining real news. But Uncle Jay takes aim and HE SCO-O-ORES!!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 7, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:29:54 +0000

Just as the mess in the Gulf gets a little better, the mess in the Mideast gets a lot worse. Plus, Al & Tipper Gore are breaking up! Who gets custody of the internet? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:45 +0000

That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all, without funny commercials.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – May 12, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:57:14 +0000

How does she keep going? Uncle Jay explains everything with this week’s News Word. Well, not everything … nobody can explain the news completely, especially when Madonna is back in it. But it’s Monday, so Uncle Jay’s gotta try!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 14, 2008

unclejay — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 00:01:43 +0000

Tax time! In America there are no exceptions, so let’s hope Pope Benedict is keeping all his receipts. Stories in the news have been sort of like taxes, too, because they just won’t go away: the fighting in Iraq, the sinking economy, the squabbling Democrats, the ailing airlines, the Rolling Stones. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains Presidents Day!

unclejay — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:33:52 +0000

It’s Presidents Day, in a presidential election year! Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents. That’s why we’ve set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools. And for your parents, we’ve given them a few extra minutes to reflect on the Presidency by not delivering their mail. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – January 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 23:36:44 +0000

Well, let’s look back at what a crazy year 2008 has been. It didn’t even last one week without Britney and Li-Lo crowding out the BIG stories, like who’s going to be President of New Hampshire? And who the heck picks these Bowl teams, anyway? Uncle Jay explains what he can.