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		<title>Uncle Jay Explains: August 3, 2009</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness.  Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers.  Uncle Jay explains!]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[DO NOT DO THIS!  And for more about how to protect yourself against whatever they&#8217;ve named the flu this week, do not watch TV or go on the internet.  After all, Uncle Jay explains everything!]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what seems to be rising faster: the price of gas, or the tempers in California?  And what&#8217;s FALLING faster: Hillary&#8217;s chances, or George&#8217;s clout?  The news has its ups and downs every day, but Uncle Jay is down with that … so he explains it all! (CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy&#8217;s teacher is totally [...]]]></description>
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<p>(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy&#8217;s teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve.  Uncle Jay now says, &#8220;To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.&#8221;)</p>
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(CORRECTION: In this episode, Jimmy's teacher is totally right and Uncle Jay is totally wrong about how long a President can serve.  Uncle Jay now says, "To anyone whom I may have offended by my remarks, I sincerely apologize and will check into rehab.")</itunes:summary>
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