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Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 6, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:28:00 +0000

After Wikileaks, is there no place left in this world for a friend to privately share their innermost spiteful backstabbing? Thank goodness there’s still Congress! Uncle Jay explains.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:02:09 +0000

Hey! Uncle Jay isn’t George Bush either, where’s HIS medal? Nobel Peace congrats are coming in from all over: Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan, Gaza, Darfur and the Moon. Plus, Halloween’s getting closer, hope your Christmas shopping’s done. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 28, 2009

Russ — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:02:02 +0000

Ex-politicians dance on TV while REAL politicians tango with tyrants! The world’s leaders met in New York and Pittsburgh, and proudly promised to do something someday about something. Maybe. Uncle Jay explains it all!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Sept. 21, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:34:28 +0000

The news lately has been filled with very rude people, so this week Uncle Jay has become extremely civilized. He’s just trying to set a good example. And as long as you don’t watch the final ten seconds, you’ll think he succeeds!

Uncle Jay Explains: July 4th SPECIAL!

unclejay — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 01:58:23 +0000

It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?

Uncle Jay Explains: June 22, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:59:17 +0000

They’re calling it the Twitter Revolution. That’s gonna look pretty dorky in the history books. And the Senate apologized for slavery! Thanks, can’t wait for “Oops, sorry about Prohibition.” Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 30, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:27:55 +0000

Obviously, President Obama has been watching Uncle Jay. He’s started doing online videos to answer your e-mailed questions. Uncle Jay is flattered, and will reciprocate by spending trillions of dollars of your money. Hit that tip jar!

Uncle Jay Explains the News- July 21, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:50:51 +0000

So, what are these Jokers in the news up to now? They’re uniting to fight against the newest major threat: a cartoon! If the most important issue in the news is an issue of The New Yorker, does that mean the banks are okay again? That the war is over and we can afford to drive to the grocery store, and also afford the groceries? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 14, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:49:32 +0000

The Tour de France! Plus, it’s Bastille Day! These are welcome diversions from America’s triple disasters: the economy, the election and the iPhone launch. Uncle Jay explains this week’s news with just a touch of ze French flavor. No Jerry Lewis jokes.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – October 1, 2007

unclejay — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:08:36 +0000

Burma has a close shave with anarchy, but Iran’s prez gets nowhere close to reality! Gingrich says he not running … that means there’ll no Uncle Jay Explains the Newt this year. But there’s plenty of other stuff going on, so catch up now!