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Uncle Jay Explains: June 30, 2011

unclejay — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 03:32:06 +0000

Uncle Jay is still on summer vacation! In case you’re confused by the news without his help (or if you enjoy being confused WITH his help), here’s just a little tidbit. Seeya in a few more weeks!

Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 25, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 01:29:36 +0000

Obama went to Facebook headquarters to complain that his de-friending of Qadaffi isn’t working. Plus his own friends list seems to be missing several names. Meanwhile, get ready for Friday’s Royal Wedding and Space Shuttle launch! Which do you think the media will slobber over more? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 23, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 03:46:12 +0000

Protestors chanting on both sides at the Ground Zero mosque have truly turned it into Hollered Ground. This issue is so complicated, it can’t even be explained in 140 characters! Thank goodness we have Uncle Jay!!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 2, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 05:11:45 +0000

Let’s hope the troop withdrawals from Iraq go more smoothly than the ones at American Idol. Let’s hope Chelsea’s marriage lasts longer than this year’s campaign promises. Let’s hope the Chevy Volt sells better than, um, every other GM car. Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:12:43 +0000

Pat Robertson’s lookin’ like a fool with his brains on the ground. Harry Reid’s not doing much better. So for MLK Day, Uncle Jay explains how a “poor choice of words” can result in a “poor choice of jobs.”

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:57:53 +0000

Obama says having his Peace Prize won’t keep him from kicking butt. Congress says having no money won’t keep them from spending more. But Tiger says having no endorsements WILL keep him from playing more. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:51:27 +0000

Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them. The system works! And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 23, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:42:49 +0000

Last week Sarah Palin sold a tower of books … almost as many pages as the health care bill! This week, millions of Americans will bite into turkey, bite into their savings, and then go watch Edward not bite Bella. Uncle Jay explains it all!!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:44:03 +0000

Lessons learned from this week’s news:

1. Do not base the success of your hoax on the flawless participation of a six-year-old.

2. Do not base the success of your NFL team purchase on the cooperation of the NFL.

3. Do not try to understand the news without Uncle Jay’s help!

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 5, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:41:02 +0000

Which is more embarrassing: Chicago losing or Letterman winning? Whether it’s TV, the Olympics, Iran, Afghanistan or the economy, everybody’s way, way ahead in the downhill race. Uncle Jay explains it all!