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Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 28, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:44:50 +0000

Oscars, shmoscars. Anybody can make a movie about a stammering dancing boxer who has bizarre dreams about cutting off his arm while searching for his biological father on Facebook. The news, though, that’s hard! Especially now, with revolutions raging from the Mideast to the Midwest. Uncle Jay Explains!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 31, 2011

unclejay — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 05:12:52 +0000

In Cairo they’re singing, “Walk Like An Egyptian, But Pick Up The Pace If There’s Tear Gas.” Looks like they’re set to repeal President Mubarak’s job-killing killing. Uncle Jay explains, plus he gets you ready for the Super Bowl!

Uncle Jay Explains: August 30, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:14:39 +0000

In the media, reporters cheer, “We’ll Always Have Paris!” In Washington, citizens demand, “Restore honor!” to a government that’s away on vacation. By the way, so is Uncle Jay! He’ll be back soon!

Uncle Jay Explains: March 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:48:35 +0000

The Oscars are over. But health care reform is still Up In The Air, jobs are still in the Hurt Locker, and Toyotas are still Blind Siding people! Uncle Jay explains it all in Inglourious detail.

Uncle Jay Explains: March 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:18:21 +0000

There go the Olympics, here come the Oscars! It’s almost enough to make us forget about earthquakes, snow and other major disasters, like health care reform. Dude, it’s hard to explain, but Uncle Jay does.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:45 +0000

That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all, without funny commercials.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 12, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:22:13 +0000

How many Presidents does it take to change a country? Last week we had five, now we’re back to one and a half, and next week … Uncle Jay gets you ready for the news to come!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – February 25, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 22:40:01 +0000

A short time ago, in a galaxy near, near to here … A stray satellite was shot down, Fidel Castro stepped down, the economy slid down, and HD-DVD fell down. But the Oscars showed UP! What a week. Uncle Jay explains it all!