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Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 16, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 02:55:57 +0000

It’s an Uncle Jay rerun, only the third one this year. New episode next Monday! This is from January 19, 2009, the final day before America was (destroyed)(saved) by Barack Obama.

Uncle Jay Explains: Oct. 26, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:44:37 +0000

Swine flu? That’s NOTHING compared to America’s yearly plague of political ads! They infect every TV, radio, billboard, mailbox, lawn and trick-or-treat bag. There’s no vaccine. But at least Uncle Jay can explain them!

Uncle Jay Explains: June 15, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:56:34 +0000

Forget all that stupid little news! Economy smoldering, Iran on fire, North Korea fired up, Carrie Prejean fired … who cares? The BIG news is Uncle Jay’s big announcement!

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 9, 2009

unclejay — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:14:00 +0000

So Christian Bale has a potty mouth. But this week, it was Congress who needed the plunger! How can they be so clogged and stopped up, but still manage to flush billions down the drain? Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 19, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:26:04 +0000

It’s All-Barack-All- the-Time Week, just in case you didn’t get enough in the past 2 years. Will he do everything he promises? Or will he be as bad as his enemies promise? Uncle Jay explains!

Uncle Jay Explains the News – July 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:27:48 +0000

Hope you had a happy Independents Day! Wait a minute, is that spelled wrong? No, because during this special time of patriotic arson, Uncle Jay explains the most important Americans ever: the Independent Voters! Really, they’re important, just ask them. You’ll see that they even have a cute mascot, just like Democrats and Republicans do.

Uncle Jay Explains the News – April 7, 2008

unclejay — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:23:41 +0000

Our economy has entered a, um, well … do we have to go there? Hey, we’re ALREADY there, so Uncle Jay might as well explain it. Get out your calculator! Use it to figure out what you might get for it at the pawn shop, especially if Mom or Dad is in banking.

Uncle Jay Explains Presidents Day!

unclejay — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 22:33:52 +0000

It’s Presidents Day, in a presidential election year! Now more than ever, every American student should learn more about our presidents. That’s why we’ve set aside this special learning day by closing all the schools. And for your parents, we’ve given them a few extra minutes to reflect on the Presidency by not delivering their mail. Uncle Jay explains it all!