Uncle Jay Explains The News

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb 8, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:02:45 +0000

That was exciting: a lightning-fast turnaround, a swift rush forward, and suddenly all the barriers are broken! But enough about your Toyota … how about them Saints! Uncle Jay explains it all, without funny commercials.

Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 1, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:05:35 +0000

Steve Jobs said: “Here’s my Change and Hope!” President Obama said: “Here’s my Service Pak 2.0!” Judge Alito said: “What a load of app!” Uncle Jay says: “There’s an explanation for that.”

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 25, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 03:57:14 +0000

Conan’s upset. Democrats also look in the mirror, wondering what went wrong. As does Heidi. How important can the news be, really, when Andy Dick keeps showing up in it? Uncle Jay tries to explain.

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 18, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:12:43 +0000

Pat Robertson’s lookin’ like a fool with his brains on the ground. Harry Reid’s not doing much better. So for MLK Day, Uncle Jay explains how a “poor choice of words” can result in a “poor choice of jobs.”

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 11, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:15:19 +0000

It’s cold out, really cold. How cold is it, Uncle Jay? It’s so cold, all the actors in the #1 movie have turned blue. It’s so cold, none of Harry Reid’s friends’ phones seem to be working. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Jan. 4, 2010

unclejay — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:40:11 +0000

Which is crazier … the year just done or the year to come? In 2010, maybe Iran will give up nukes, Congress will pass good laws and Tiger Woods will coach at Putt-Putt. Uncle Jay explains it all! (for Singing Year in Review see last week)

Uncle Jay Explains: Year in Review!

unclejay — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 03:17:13 +0000

It’s Uncle Jay’s famous Singing Year in Review! Last year’s went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1). Re-live the year’s news and sing along with Uncle Jay! Oh wait, you can’t … he changed all the words. See you in January!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 14, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:57:53 +0000

Obama says having his Peace Prize won’t keep him from kicking butt. Congress says having no money won’t keep them from spending more. But Tiger says having no endorsements WILL keep him from playing more. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 7, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:55:04 +0000

Groups go gaga for Sarah! Globe goes green in Copenhagen! Grunts go gung-ho in ‘ghanistan! Gitmo goons go to Gotham! Tiger doesn’t go anywhere. Uncle Jay explains it all!

Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 30, 2009

unclejay — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:51:27 +0000

Those people sneaked into the White House and met President Obama, but now they have to return the 400 billion dollars he gave them. The system works! And Tiger Woods landed one in the water, which was unfortunately inside a fire hydrant. Uncle Jay explains it all!