Uncle Jay finally comes clean about his truancy!


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17 Responses to “Uncle Jay Explains: where he’s been!”

  1. Zachariah Says:

    NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo.

    Best wishes.

  2. OmegaMom Says:

    Well! Harrumph! How *dare* you have a real life that interferes with *our* need to know?!?! ;-)

    Hang in there, enjoy (I hope) the busy-ness, and we’ll all look forward to Uncle Jay’s view of the news whenever he gets a chance to share it with us.

  3. John (Ziggy) Says:

    Hi Uncle Jay! I am so so sad that things have made it very hard on you, and that you are unable to do your weekly show. It is a hard on me as well as the thousands of others that we have to miss you shows. As our world falls apart more and more it becomes even harder on a lot of us to “MAKE IT” these days. I as well as all my friends wish you the very best and your family too.

    Can’t wait to see you back full speed again soon.

    John.

  4. Bruce palmer Says:

    In the words of Robin Williams:
    “Reality. What a concept!”

    Hang in there!

  5. Susan Says:

    Jay, my dear guru, you have given us countless hours of your time and mind and we have all been the better for it. But things change; life is fluid. Despite what any of us suckling piglets might say, if it’s time to wean us, it is. Get up off the straw and move on! We may squeal, but you’ve taught us well. We will never look at a news story the same way again, thanks to you. Perhaps it’s time for us to totter out into the sunshine to find and share our own mindful destinies.

    Thank you for your sharp and hilarious nurturing. I hope, whatever you do, you continue to teach in one way or another.

  6. Woody Says:

    Uncle Jay, let me fill in for you! To reassure you, episodes that I produce would fall in the narrow range between Mother Jones and Glenn Beck.

  7. Jeff Says:

    with almost 13,000 likes would you be able to do it full time if each gave $5 per year?

    You would think with that many likes some news org would pick you up and pay you to do what you do. Who pays those comic strip guys? You are better than any of them.

  8. Stan Says:

    As 15,000 unemployed newspaper reporters will attest, having a second or third job in today’ economy really cramps your recreational activities. But it does feed the dog and then the kids.

    I’m sure I’ll run into you at the Occupy Armageddon demonstration next week. See you there.

  9. Sheba Says:

    Jay, my dear guru, you have given us countless hours of your time and mind and we have all been the better for it. But things change; life is fluid. Despite what any of us suckling piglets might say, if it’s time to wean us, it is. Get up off the straw and move on! We may squeal, but you’ve taught us well. We will never look at a news story the same way again, thanks to you. Perhaps it’s time for us to totter out into the sunshine to find and share our own mindful destinies.
    +1

  10. Amanda Says:

    wow, a really life, wish I had one of those.
    You are really funny so keep it up, even if you can’t do it every week, it’s ok.
    I don’t really have much more to write soooo
    BIBI UNCLE JAY

  11. Gladys Says:

    OH Uncle Jay, the longer you stay away the harder it will be for you to come back. You made my Mondays easier to cope with, its been really rough without your entertaining news reports. I second what Jeff said that a news org pay your salary so you can do this full time!!! We miss you terribly

  12. Carmel Says:

    I do miss you Uncle jay. I hope you wil be soon back to explain all the nonsense in the news.!
    It has been with real amusement I’ve read your weekly reports this past two years.
    Don’t let that big wild world swallow you up.Keep well.

  13. Gary Says:

    Uncle Jay,
    It’s very good to just ‘hear’ from you. You do not owe us boys and girls any apologies whatsovever; but if you insist on doing so, know that you’re forgiven! Your wit, presence and ‘clarification’ of the news has been an exceptionally fresh breath of air (as they say). Take good care of yourself, and if (read ‘when’)you show up on our screens again, you’ll receive a welcome worthy of a prodigal (which you ain’t). I can’t wait for you to help our little minds understand how Congress deals with ‘important stuff’ like school lunches and polar bears in zoos; while trivialities like jobs, economy, or global dangers can be handled any old day! Until then, we’ll just have to behave appropriately.
    God Bless.

  14. Carole Says:

    We just miss you terribly! We are so uninformed now.

  15. Beverly Casdorph Says:

    We miss you Uncle Jay. Hope all is well. Thanks for all you did in your series. Would love to have seen your take on this years advents and the election. Take care.

  16. Kathleen Brown Says:

    As long as you’re ok Uncle Jay. We understand life being busy.

  17. Chuck Says:

    We still miss you Uncle Jay – hope you are having a wonderful life…

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